Lost Cause

Schaef
do the olsen twins ever dike out?

 

 

 

 

 

John Stamos
Well, I remember this one time. The twins' father, Spanky Olsen, was late on a drug payment. So, to relieve his debt, Bob accepted Mary Kate and Ashley's lesbian act as a form of payment.

 

 

 

 

 

Christina Aguilera
Oh, God, that's disgusting! They couldn't have been older than 10!

 

 

 

 

 

John Stamos
You don't fuck with Saget.