Lost Cause

Jesse

Was Jesus Sexually Active?

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus Christ

Yeah, and I think your mother can vouch for that one.

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus Christ

That's right! Jesus doesn't have to follow that "thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wife" bullshit! And you know why? YOU HONESTLY KNOW WHY?!

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus Christ

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING JESUS, THAT'S WHY!!