Lost Cause: you'll read it and like it.

Hen

Did Mao Zedong ever get laid by the girl from Crouching tiger, hidden dragon?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chairman Mao

She was all over me, but when I whipped it out, that ho took off. Literally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chairman Mao

They don't call me "ZeDong" for nothing.