Lost Cause

Nik
how could anyone get the contra code wrong? everyone and their mother knows that code. literally. i know that code, and my mother knows it, too. that all-too-famous statement has gained some credibility at last.

 

 

 

 

 

Red Guy from Contra
Lay the fuck off, man. Blue guy's wife just left him, and he's trying to quit the alcohol. Why don't you cut the guy some fucking slack, you insensitive prick?

 

 

 

 

 

Blue Guy from Contra
Oh, God! Why have you abandoned me?!

 

 

 

 

 

Red Guy from Contra
We'll get through this, Blue. Together.

 

 

 

 

 

Blue Guy from Contra
Get your hand out of my pants.