Lost Cause

Scott

does santa hate me b/c im jewish?

 

 

 

 

 

Adolf Hitler

No, in fact he told me to give you a present. It's in the back of Oven #7, why don't you just go reach in and get it.

 

 

 

 

 

General Patton

What an odd place to put a prese- OH NO! OH GOD NO!!

 

 

 

 

 

Adolf Hitler

You're too late, Patton! Take comfort in the fact that Santa would have wanted it this way. You know, if I didn't put him in a concentration camp and make bullets out of him.