Lost Cause

Phil

why did hitler invade russia?

 

 

 

 

 

Adolf Hitler

We were out of vodka.

 

 

 

 

 

Christina Aguilera

Wait...so you threw away an entire empire for some alcohol?

 

 

 

 

 

Adolf Hitler

What fun is genocide if you gotta do it sober?

 

 

 

 

 

Chairman Mao

True, true.