Lost Cause

Hen
Who would win in a fight,,,,,,Ton Pau from Kickboxer, or Ivan
Drago from Rocky 4?

 

 

 

 

 

Ivan Drago
I met that fag in a bar once. Motherfucker made a joke about how I can't speak English, so I gave him the ol' 1-2. Bitch went down faster than Apollo Creed. Grabbed his girlfriend and fucked that ho out back.

 

 

 

 

 

Brain Damaged Rocky
Jesus Christ, Ivan!

 

 

 

 

 

Ivan Drago
Act like a bitch, get smacked like a bitch.