Lost Cause: kicking ass so you don't have to.

Hen
Would albert einstien ever bone britney spears?

 

 

 

 

 

Albert Einstein
Nah. That chick's a little too plump for this genius. I like my women bony and easy.

 

 

 

 

 

Christina Aguilera
 

 

 

 

 

 

Albert Einstein
Hey, baby, remember the Atomic Bomb? That was all me.

 

 

 

 

 

Piston Honda
Aw, nuts.