Lost Cause: freedom from rational thought.

Hen

Did Zack morris ever hook up with lisa turtle?

 

 

 

 

 

Zack Morris

Time OUT. I had the nicest piece of ass in all of Bayside (and most of the Valley), and you're asking if I caught jungle fever?

 

 

 

 

 

Screech Powers

But I woulda...

 

 

 

 

 

Zack Morris

Hey, asshole! I rolled around on the floor for about 30 seconds with the captain of the Football AND Wrestling teams! Not only could I thoroughly regulate your scrawny ass, I bet Jesse can, too!!

 

 

 

 

 

Screech Powers

Yeah, but Jesse was fuckin' butch.

 

 

 

 

 

Zack Morris

True.