Lost Cause
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Banta
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Well, I let this guy ask this girl to the prom. It turns
out that
I like this girl that he asked. Should I get a date to the prom or just hit on his date all night? |
| Agent Smith |
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| How...unfortunate. |
| Mike Tyson |
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| You could, ah, always maul this gentleman and then throw the fine lady down a flight of stairs for saying "yes". |
| Charles Darwin |
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| Trust me, it will work out, just like on TV. They'll get into an argument at the prom, and she'll storm off. Then, you'll go outside and comfort her, and she'll look up and realize you're the one she really loves. |
| Lorraine Baines |
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| That's the part where you both live happily ever after! |
| Charles Darwin |
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| No. |
| Charles Darwin |
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| That's the part where you hit the ass with the meat. |
