Lost Cause: tappin' that ass.

Hen
Why were MC hammer's pants so baggy?

 

 

 

 

 

Vanilla Ice
I always thought they were kinda cool.

 

 

 

 

 

Albert Einstein
It's all explained in my formula. No, not "E = MC squared". That joke would be far too obvious.

 

 

 

 

 

Albert Einstein
I mean my lesser-known theorem: "Niggas do crazy shit".