Lost Cause

Hen
Why would Jenna Bush get drunk,and get caught doesnt she know
she a role model for all teenage kids!

 

 

 

 

 

George Bush
Back in my day, if your daughter did shit like that, you'd beat her face open raw with a metal coathanger. But my son is way too much of a pussy for that.

 

 

 

 

 

Corey Feldman
Hey, lay off her man! Being a role model is a really pressure-filled job.

 

 

 

 

 

Bald Bull
Yeah, it almost makes you want to star in terrible movies and then snort tons of cocaine.

 

 

 

 

 

Corey Feldman
That's what I'm saying.