Lost Cause: be prepared.

Hen
Will George Bush ever fuck with China, if they try to take taiwan?

 

 

 

 

 

George Bush
I don't know about my son, but I'M gonna fuck with them if that bitch down the street doesn't get here soon with my Beef Lo Mein!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chairman Mao
I so sorry! My car broke down!

 

 

 

 

 

 

George Bush
Yeah? Well if this shit is cold, my FIST is gonna break down your FACE. Got it, Chinky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Chairman Mao
Note to self: next time, put peepee in Coke.