Lost Cause

Jesse

WILL STALLONE EVER MAKE A ROCKY VI, AND WHO WOULD HE BOX?

 

 

 

 

 

Soda Popinski

Another Russian would not be fun to watch.

 

 

 

 

 

Mr. Sandman

I look too much like Apollo Creed.

 

 

 

 

 

Super Macho Man

I'm too busy trying to make my chin stop looking like an ass.

 

 

 

 

 

Bald Bull

I can't think of anyone else...except...

 

 

 

 

 

King Hippo

If I can just keep my pants on this time, I'll be alright.

 

 

 

 

 

Jenna Jameson

Man, if I had a dime for every time I've said that, I'd have a lot of fuckin dimes.