Lost Cause

Jesse

Does Grimus, that giant purple guy from the McDonald's commercials, ever get laid?

 

 

 

 

 

Maverick

All the time.

 

 

 

 

 

Christina Aguilera

But...how?

 

 

 

 

 

Maverick

Well...what you see in the commercials isn't really him...

 

 

 

 

 

Maverick

IT'S HIS FUCKING COCK!!

 

 

 

 

 

Jenna Jameson

Oh! Now I don't feel so weird about the time he dove in head first!